Will Larry Gag in i-DUH-ho?

I have wandered the inner world of my computer screen and found a few stories I thought I would share, and of course, keep you updated on why I left “that State of Affairs”.

I found a post or two or ten I enjoyed, maybe a little too much even. Some short, to the point and sweet. This post is right to the point. It’s a little ditty called: The Larry Craig Mess: May I touch your feet?

Then there was this post, addressing the question every woman must have on her mind today: Could your man be gay?

Neocon News reports on the safety of flying these days and has a lovely graphic that just fits the picture of the news of the day.

On a more serious note? Now what will ol’ Butch do? (Newly elected Gov. Butch Otter GOP). His staff reported to ABC News that they were”blindsided” by this. ABC news explains that should Senator Gag resign, it would be Butchie’s place to appoint a new Senator. He could appoint himself and then the Lt. Gov. would become the Gov. **Sound familiar? Didn’t that happen right after Dirk Kempthorne took the Prez and the First Lady to McCall? A hummingbird landed on Mrs. Bush’s hand while they were boating on the lake. Must have been some sort of sign to our God appointed and led Prez. The next thing you know: Dirk Kempthorne is our nations Sec. of the Interior. Would Butch do that? Naw…I don’t think so. He can get out of so much more in Ideeho than D.C. He has to be too much of a good boy (not Good ‘Ol Boy) in D.C.

The Good ‘Ol Boy is back home and I think he’s staying. City life’s hard on those poor cowboys, ya know.

Today on MSNBC Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) was asked to respond to the news that Senior Senator Gag was caught tapping toes with a cop. Here is the transcript of the interview:

QUESTION: Well, let me also ask you then about the scandal of today, at least, that came down last night involving Senator Larry Craig. He stepped down from his role in the Romney presidential campaign.

How big of a setback do you believe this is — Not only for Mr. Craig, but also, again, for the GOP?

BROWNBACK: Well, I want to see what the factual basis actually is. I read the news accounts this morning. I’ve been briefed on those. I want to see what the actual, factual setting of this is.

It is not good. There is a guilty plea involved in this. But I think we ought to look and see what the facts actually are and then build and move forward off of that.

QUESTION: What more than the police report facts are you waiting for?

Are you waiting to hear something more specific from Senator Craig?

BROWNBACK: I am. Larry’s a colleague. He is somebody that I know. I want to hear what he has to say. I want to read, if we can, more in depth on the police report and what the police say actually took place at this. I want to know: Why did he plead guilty if he did not feel like this was actually what took place; that there was lewd conduct that took place?

I want to hear the actual settings — and I think most Americans probably do — of this. This seems like a very odd thing that takes place. And so what is actually going on here?

Let’s see this develop some more and I think we should.

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ROFLAO.  He wants to see and here what actually happened. Don’t they call that umm…bi-curious?

Oh!! I must have taken that out of context.

Just like the police did with Senator Gag. We also cannot forget, that in his live response today, he blamed The Idaho Statesman for conducting a witch hunt all these years. He said he was innocent and the most important thing of all:

“I am not Gay. I have never been Gay.”

Notice he avoids the term Bi-Sexual. Every Bi-sexual person I have ever met didn’t call themselves gay either. They believe they aren’t. Because: They aren’t.

They like to keep their cake and to eat it too. This way they get too. Sound familiar Senator?

 Parting words of the day:

Some of the coolest dreams that ever came true,  weren’t dreams at all, but standards that simply weren’t compromised. Always being your best, shining your brightest, and standing as tall as you can, pays far more dividends than one might ever imagine. ~ Mike Dooley